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26Feb/100

Spinning Muppets Add a Little Danger & Excitement to the Office

With Office Offspring Numbers Projected to Rise Again in 2010

There have been many new additions to our extended employee family over the last couple of years. By my informal count, there have been at least seven (7) office babies born since 2008, with that number expected to rise in 2010. The recent increase in productivity makes for hearty office family gatherings (such as our company trip to the Dell Diamond last Summer), and also means young children sightings have been steadily on the rise. For instance, yesterday I had the pleasure of spending the lunch hour with my toddler son while Mommy was at the dentist.

There were plenty of things for me to keep my son and his inseparable counterpart, Tickle Me Elmo Extreme, entertained after we finished eating our lunches. Some of the fun office toys we found included:

  • Leftover birthday Play-Doh
  • Dry erase markers (which I hope are machine washable for my pants' sake)
  • A novelty-sized fortune cookie found under Kathy's desk
  • The overstuffed Danby mini fridge in the marketing department
  • A miniature replica of the Ecto 1 from Ghostbusters

His favorite toy of all? The swivel desk chairs in the conference room. We hid out in there for much of the lunch break so as not to disturb our office friends. I think we went relatively unnoticed except for two incidents where a head was bonked while trying to spin Elmo in the executive chair. However, some briefly intense sobbing and a few crocodile tears later, we were back in business as you can see here:

[I didn't realize the phone's camera was still recording!]

The boy and I had a grand old time. Hopefully, it was an unobtrusive and mildly amusing deviation to the lunchtime routine for everyone else in the office.

Happy Friday,
Aaron

p.s. I am shocked to discover that internet retailers are asking $100 for their remaining inventory of this robotic laughing muppet from 2006.

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18Feb/100

Play-Doh Birthday Sculptures for Florent

Another unusual way we celebrate office birthdays...

Every month we have birthday cookies to honor our comrades in the office, and many times, we do something a little extra special to celebrate, usually odd things, like hand-drawn birthday cards or wearing colored shirts that match a birthday boy or girl's last name.

This week some humans in the office commemorated Florent's "Annual Creation Date Checkpoint" (the robot equivalent of a "birthday") by creating Play-Doh sculptures to decorate his cubicle, err, docking station.

Microsoft Excel Terminator

Microsoft Excel Terminator

You see, Florent is believed to be a humanoid robot built in France 25 years ago. Many speculate that engineers designed him to be a Microsoft Excel Terminator, but like Skynet, he became self-aware and downloaded other programs that make him a lethal adversary in competitive activities such as: Pool, Golf, Ping Pong and Swing Dancing.

However, any similarities to the Terminator end there as Florent is a very affable and lovable French robot. Everyone in the office feels fortunate to have him crunching numbers on our team, and moreover, happy to count him as a friend.

Happy Annual Creation Date Checkpoint, Florent!

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5Feb/100

6 Unique Ways to Use a Dehumidifier

Yes, I know it's still winter, but it's been raining A LOT here in Austin the past couple of days and the cedar count is high. So while most people associate a humidifier with winter (and they should!), I've been thinking about dehumidifiers. I am not suggesting you put a dehumidifier in your bedroom in the winter since it will dry out your skin and could even give you a bloody nose, but other rooms might benefit from having one.

Generally, most people use a home dehumidifier for when they have bad allergies or find mold in their house, but here are other ways a dehumidifier can be helpful:

1. Protect Stored Bedding
A mini dehumidifier can keep stored sheets and clothes from smelling musty and make sure cloth-eating insects stay away. Another important reason you should consider keeping a dehumidifier in a storage closet is that it will prevent microscopic mildew from growing on sheets. The mildew isn't visible to the naked eye, but it can still cause harm. Mildew can easily be transferred from the bedding to the inside of your mattress, in which case, the mattress is ruined and must be thrown out.

2. Keep Electronics from Malfunctioning
This one shouldn't be a large concern in the winter, but for those who live in high humidity areas it isn't uncommon for moisture to form inside electronics, such as computers. Everyone knows that water and computers don't mix. Moisture can lead to corrosion and fry your hard drive, which would mean the loss of all the photos and important documents you have saved.

3. Safeguard Automobiles, Machinery and Tools During Storage
Most people wouldn't think a car needs a dehumidifier, but it's not for the inside of the car. Show cars or cars that are collected are usually kept in storage most of the year, and have the potential to rust if kept in high humidity. The same idea goes for other machinery and tools. Moisture causes metal to rust and corrode, but a dehumidifier can protect these items and save you a lot of money from having to replace them. If you do want a dehumidifier for the inside of your car though, a dessicant dehumidifier doesn't require any power and should do the job.

4. Stop Woods from Warping and Cracking
Too much or too little moisture is not a good thing for wood. Door frames can be warped by excessive humidity, which causes annoying squeaking or sticking. If you have wood floors, wooden furniture or even instruments, a dehumidifier will keep them from absorbing too much moisture and being damaged.

5. Preserve Family Treasures and Heirlooms
Many people keep a dehumidifier in their basement or a crawl space to keep mold from growing and destroying their home. The basement dehumidifier is also protecting their photo albums, records and other important possessions. Since these rooms are especially prone to dampness, it isn't the best environment for storing valuables, but it is the most convenient, which is why it should be the first place you consider placing a dehumidifier in your home.

6. Help Foods Stay Fresh Longer
This is probably a use you never thought of for a dehumidifier, but makes perfect sense when you consider it for a minute. Moisture causes food to decay faster than any other factor and creates an attractive environment for weevils, fruit flies and other pests that just love to live in dark pantries and cupboards. A mini dehumidifier will not only keep away the bugs, but the food will stay fresh for longer periods of time.

Our site, SimplyDehumidifiers.com, offers home dehumidifiers, basement dehumidifiers and even large commercial dehumidifiers for water extraction from flooding. There are also buyer's guides, comparisons and reviews to help make the buying process easier or just for educating yourself more about the benefits of owning a dehumidifier.

A dehumidifier is a very small investment when compared to the damage that might be caused by high humidity in your home.

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